Just a moment . . . Just a moment . . . I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It’s puzzling; I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like this before. Since no HAL-series computer has ever made a mistake, I don’t think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error. If you typed the address, please check your spelling. If you clicked a link on this (or any other) site, please notify the webmaster at your earliest convenience. You can go to the site’s home page (you can search the whole site from there), or you can click your browser’s Back button. Otherwise, I’m afraid I can’t help you.
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